<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012262.html">I See London, I See France, I See Wednesday's One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 70075 -->Blonde: So, I woke up and Jessica's underwear was still on my head...<br/><br/>--P.S. 1, Queens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71879 -->Drunk dude on cell: I want to take the blue panties you left at my place and wear them on my face! ... I said I want to wear your blue panties on my face!<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72040 -->Chick on cell: I do have underwear in my purse in case I need it.<br/><br/>--113th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72117 -->Lady to son: Well, it is never appropriate to ask a woman about her undergarments.<br/><br/>--20th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72776 -->Hoochie: He offered me 10 dollars for my underwear, but I wouldn't do it.<br/><br/>--St. Mark's &amp; 1st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nina<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007