<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012263.html">Wednesday Takes It Up the One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67724 -->Rotund black woman, to no one in particular: I like a hood nigga,. I like a nigga to dick me in the butt while I'm smoking a blunt.<br/><br/>--West Village<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69029 -->Loud Jamaican man yelling to friend: When I stick my penis up your butt, there ain't no turnin' back! You're gonna have hemorrhoids!<br/><br/>--25th &amp; 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Becka<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71769 -->Dude: ... And then she wouldn't even shake my hand. I mean, I've had my dick in your ass, and you won't even shake my hand? What kind of shit is that?<br/><br/>--F train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72891 -->Tween to friends: I told him, 'If it don't fit in my mouth, it won't fit in my butt.'<br/><br/>--Bx9 bus, Kingsbridge Terrace<br/><br/>Overheard by: Krisztina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71943 -->Angry student: He fucked me in the ass, okay? In the ass!<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007