<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012266.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Enough to Gag a Maggot</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67726 -->Nurse to hobo next to her: Aw, hell no! You fucking stink! [She pulls out a can of air freshener and hoses him down.]<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68715 -->Asian kid to another: It's hard and watery, and if my pockets reek of ass, I'ma kill you!<br/><br/>--D train, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: sitting behind them<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70771 -->Little boy: Now I know why it smells like urine everywhere!<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73090 -->Man: It smells like an STD in here.<br/><br/>--E train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73099 -->Irish lad: A man's baseball cap should always stink a wee bit.<br/><br/>--U-Haul rental place, Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kerry<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007