<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012267.html">Wednesday One-Liners Will Use a Condom Next Time</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72764 -->Father to three-year-old son: The ruler of the universe says to stop chattering.<br/><br/>--7th Ave, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72278 -->Scolding mother to little son as she yanks him along: You tryin' to be hip? You tryin' to be a hipster? Is that how they do it?<br/><br/>--Prospect Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72635 -->Mom to infant who keeps dropping his toy: Okay, let's try this -- how 'bout I throw <i>you</i> on the ground?!<br/><br/>--13th &amp; 5th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73115 -->Mother to chatty child: Don't you have your pacifier? So pacify!<br/><br/>--Kingsborough Community College, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72022 -->Child-free woman to stranger's crying baby: Oh, wait, things get much worse.<br/><br/>--Throggs Neck, Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeri<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007