<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012268.html">Wednesday One-Liners Pass on Their Wisdom</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60934 -->Old man to two-year old: Man, talking to you is like fucking talking to a brick wall.<br/><br/>--F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: trieze<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67037 -->Old man in power wheelchair: Move, motherfuckers, unless you want some rubber up yo' ass.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Deniz G<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70841 -->Old guy: In the Boy Scouts they tell you to pray and... put your testicles on ice.<br/><br/>--W 58th &amp; 9th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jon A.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70907 -->Old lady: You turn around and say 'Excuse me' or I'll punch your fucking face in!<br/><br/>--42nd St and 5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72067 -->Old man: ... And all these bikes keep running red lights. I just wish I had a big stick -- I would shove it through their spokes!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72275 -->Old bitter woman to husband: I don't understand sex.<br/><br/>--72nd &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: imsorry<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007