<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012269.html">Wednesday One-Liners Got Mad Relationship Skills</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 69113 -->Man on cell: If the girl does not say no, or does not back away, or does not seem to be pulling away... then that means she really likes you.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70578 -->Dude: I'm needy and you do stuff for me. That's how our relationship works.<br/><br/>--2nd Ave. &amp; St. Mark's Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71327 -->Girl on cell: Yeah, yeah, she's definitely your type. She's definitely your type... Yup, she's bow-legged and pigeon-toed...<br/><br/>--16th &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72663 -->Boyfriend: Listen, you're dissatisfied with me, and I'm dissatisfied with me. We have something in common! I think this relationship can work.<br/><br/>--32nd &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73123 -->Girlfriend: I wish you were asexual, except when it comes to me. That way you would only want to have sex with me. [Boyfriend stares.] Actually, I don't wish that. I wish you'd like girls, but you'd find me so attractive that every time you'd even look at another girl, you'd find her ugly compared to me.<br/><br/>--36th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Eryn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73132 -->NYU freshman girl: I have a boyfriend -- I don't need a social life.<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007