<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012270.html">Wednesday One-Liners Miss Their Trans Fats</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67486 -->Mom to kids: What do you want for dinner? Burger King or Dunkin' Donuts?<br/><br/>--42nd St &amp; Queens Blvd<br/><br/>Overheard by: court<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71034 -->Lady to friend: Did you want to go here or Kentucky Fried Chicken? Yeah, lets go to KFC. The chicken here looks like it was soaked in grease. I want fried chicken.<br/><br/>--Yips, 18 Beaver St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72015 -->Subway performer: Can you guys help me out? I take pennies, I take hundreds, I take business cards... Hell, I take white people's shoes and socks! [To random passenger] Awww, shit, girl -- I take phone numbers, too! ... You like White Castle? Daaamn.<br/><br/>--Downtown 4/5 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bemused Spectator<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73083 -->Girly man: So I'm like, 'I'm at Tace Bell, and I don't know if I should order the quesadilla or a taco,' and she's like, 'Is this an emergency?' and I'm like, 'No, but I paid for this service...'<br/><br/>--Bank of America<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73172 -->Sex ad space salesman to client on phone: Yeah the [Village] Voice is the McDonald's of sex ads.<br/><br/>--Classified office, New York Observer<br/><br/>Overheard by: Seanzi<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007