<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012271.html">Wednesday One-Liners Think You Haven't Heard the One about the United Negro Pizza Fund</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 67634 -->Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: Mayor Bloomberg is a pol pot, I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, and I am trying to get some money for a snack wrap. Your kindness is appreciated.<br/><br/>--4 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Scotty H.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68722 -->Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I have walked many, many miles, and I have sucked many, many dicks, but I... [doors close].<br/><br/>--E train, W 4th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72296 -->Hobo rattling coin can as WASP lady passes: Mrs. Rockefeller, pay yo' bills!<br/><br/>--79th &amp; Lex<br/><br/>Overheard by: Clook<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73253 -->Hobo to another: So, I hear you're an international spy now.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: tj<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72445 -->Wheelbo: Can somebody give me some money so I can buy a Rolex? Please hurry. I want to know what time it is.<br/><br/>--80th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 31, 2007