<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012293.html">So They Could Fail Her?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 74118 -->Male lawyer #1: I need to get laid. All these cases, I don't even have time to masturbate!<br/>Male lawyer #2: No time to masturbate? That's harsh.<br/>Male lawyer #1: It's sad -- all I can think of is sex, and I hate that stereotype about male lawyers, that we're all some sort of horn dogs. [Pauses and sees female lawyer] God, I wanna fuck her.<br/>Male lawyer #2: Dude, everyone does. All the guys wish her pussy was the bar exam.<br/><br/>--Bronx Small Claims Court<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tydestra<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 2, 2007