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<!-- ID = 69604 -->Conductor: Attention, passengers, this J Train is now going express to Myrtle. You hear me? Express. Express! There is a local train right behind this one. This train is going express! [Mob of angry passengers exits train.] Psych! This is a local J Train to Manhattan. Next stop: Chauncey. Please enjoy the leg room brought to you by the New York City MTA.<br/><br/>--Broadway Junction Station, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: JRider<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 5, 2007