<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012340.html"><i>God</i> That Felt Good. I'm <i>Shivering</i> Here</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72732 -->Conductor over loud speaker: In case you didn't stop to look at what train this is, listen up, because I'm telling you now. This is the C Train. This train will be running express from here to Canal Street. I repeat: This train is running express from here to Canal Street. If you need to get to a local stop in between, you must go to 14th Street and take the C uptown. Uptown trains are stopping at all stations. Next stop: 42nd Street.<br/>Teen girl, as train approaches 42nd: Excuse me, is this train stopping at 23rd Street?<br/>Conductor: You didn't listen to the announcement at all, did you?<br/>Teen girl: No.<br/>Conductor: Then I'm not telling.<br/><br/>--C train, Columbus Circle<br/><br/>Overheard by: i love a tube with tude<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 6, 2007