<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012375.html">You Didn't Have to Demonstrate It While Talking</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 70965 -->Old male lawyer: You can't just call the client and say, 'Hello, you don't know me, but I'm about to try your case.'<br/>Young female associate: Why not? We're in the same firm.<br/>Old male lawyer: Let me try to explain this in terms that might make an impression on you. Imagine if you went to your gynecologist who you've been using for a long time, and while you're lying there in the stirrups his new associate who you've never met walks in and sticks his fingers into you.<br/>Young female associate, wide-eyed: I see what you mean.<br/><br/>--Civil Court, Jamaica<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 9, 2007