<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012397.html">It's Still Not Going to Convince the U.S. Government to Make Them a Real State.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 61663 -->Black teen: So, what you say your name was?<br/>Hispanic teen: Irving.<br/>Black teen: Irving? How you be Puerto Rican and have a name like 'Irving'? Hi, my name's Irving... That's fucked up.<br/>Hispanic teen: Yeah, Puerto Ricans name their kids some crazy shit.<br/><br/>--4 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Oy-ving<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: not irving</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Anyway, I Be Seein' You, LaQuan." - Mysteron<br/>&middot; "At Least He Can Pronounce His" - Krisztina<br/>&middot; "Because Getting Your Ass Kicked in Elementary School Makes You Stronger" - cda<br/>&middot; "Don't You Agree, Daquanjalomarterius?" - Karyn<br/>&middot; "Kind Of Like Being Named After the Car You Were Conceived In, Corolla." - Gunther<br/>&middot; "Yeah, If I Had Your Parents, My Name Would Be Anferny..." - BG<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 5, 2007