<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012471.html">I'll Trade You Three Holes for Three Holes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 63611 -->Girl: I'll have a dozen bagels.<br/>Bagel guy: I can't pass up on this opportunity. I have to tell you that you're really cute.<br/>Girl: [Blushes.]<br/>Bagel guy: Do you know what the difference between cute and not cute is?<br/>Girl: ... Nooo, what?<br/>Bagel guy: Three bagels. [Hands girl 15 bagels.]<br/><br/>--Jumbo Bagels, 57th & 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: paid full price<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: <a href="http://www.billysplatts.com" target="_blank">Billy Splatts!</a></span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Beauty's in the Eye Of the Bagelholder" - JoAnne<br/>&middot; "Don't Ask How I Made the Holes" - <a href="http://www.superpickle.com/ceb" target="_blank">Duncan Pflaster</a><br/>&middot; "Funny, That Also Used to Be a Weight Watchers Slogan" - 2bagelscute<br/>&middot; "It's Also the Difference Between Employed and Not Employed" - Caro<br/>&middot; "O! She Doth Teach The Toasters To Burn Bright" - Paul<br/>&middot; "That's Funny Because That's Also The Difference Between A Handjob And A Blowjob." - BG<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2007