<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012528.html">Wednesday One-Liners Gotta Put Food on the Table</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 69047 -->Conductor: Look, people, stop leaning against the doors. It only makes you late to work. I ain't gonna to be late for work -- I'm <i>at</i> work.<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67382 -->Dude to buddies: Shit, yeah, first we get the job, then we get the cayenne, then we get the girls!<br/><br/>--Prince St<br/><br/>Overheard by: 3 musketeers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71643 -->Lady suit: We can't bring in an asshole. We tried that last year and it didn't work.<br/><br/>--45th &amp; Lex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73469 -->Barista: Yo, I like my schedule -- work, sleep, sleep at work, go home and smoke some blunts, some weed, sleep... You can't do that shit on a temp schedule.<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75136 -->Conductor: This is 47th Street, Rockefeller Center. Home of Top of the Rock, the Rainbow Room... and your job.<br/><br/>--Rockefeller Center<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 21, 2007