<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012615.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get Lockjaw</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72025 -->Thug: I really gotta figure out a new way to ask for a blowjob.<br/><br/>--Soho<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily McInerney<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73846 -->Guy to coworkers: So wait, a blowjob is exactly like sitting on a toilet?<br/><br/>--40th &amp; 6th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75286 -->Lady: Oy! Don't even get me started... Unless we're talking about gay men blowing each other, in which case, I have no problem with that.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75466 -->Drunk girl to friend hooking up: Just suck his dick and let's go...<br/><br/>--Bar, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75895 -->Chick on cell: Ah, bottle fellatio. I remember doing that in high school for a bunch of guys.<br/><br/>--Amtrak into Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75747 -->Teen after HIV workshop: Yo, don't have anal, bro. Get your penis licked!<br/><br/>--Banana Kelly High School, Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: nooners<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 28, 2007