<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012626.html">How Could You Not Love This Town?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 76370 -->Cashier: How are you?<br/>Customer: Do you want the honest answer?<br/>Cashier: Yes.<br/>Customer: I feel like the business end of a donkey. I am extremely hungover and did a mountain of cocaine last night. Now I have to make dinner for a 68-year-old gay artist who is trying to fuck me.<br/>Cashier: I'm... sorry.<br/>Customer: And the woman I love is in another state pregnant with her ex-boyfriend's baby, and I wish the baby was mine. And I'm sleeping with a dominatrix. And it's all true.<br/><br/>--Whole Foods<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 29, 2007