<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012642.html">You Can't Say "Don't Let the Cum Fester" to Just Anybody</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76364 -->NYU boy: The doctor at NYU was so chill about it -- he treated me the first time three years ago. He's the one who told me how you have to spit or swallow, but don't let the cum fester in your mouth. And that one shouldn't brush their teeth an hour before or after oral, 'cause it opens up the gums and stuff.<br/>NYU girl: [Blank stare.]<br/>NYU boy: Gay sex is, like, his specialty.<br/>NYU girl, after long pause: I don't think we should be friends anymore.<br/><br/>--W 4th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: wish I had a specialty<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 1, 2007