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<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012675.html">Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76621 -->Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win.<br/>Husband: Wow. I'm bleeding.<br/>Wife: I hope it's from the ass, because that's where I just raped you.<br/>Husband: God, I love you.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 3, 2007
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