<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012787.html">Excuse Me, Can I Bum a Wednesday One-Liner?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 69495 -->Hipster girl on cell: Yeah, we're just gonna smoke some hookah and watch the freshmen. They're really entertaining.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74146 -->Hobo exiting trashcan and shooting smoking pedestrian a dirty look: That smells disgusting. Smoking is such a nasty habit! [Stalks off.]<br/><br/>--10th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: firefry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75489 -->Lady: ... And she's just the most adorable child! I mean, she has these angelic features and then the voice of a 40-year-old smoker.<br/><br/>--College Walk, Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76246 -->Bimbette to friend: They were, like, giving me a bunch of shit since I'm pregnant and still smoking. I was like, 'It only causes low birth weight. What's the big deal?!'<br/><br/>--6 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Drew<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75933 -->Conductor: A reminder, folks -- no smoking in the restrooms. You know who you are.<br/><br/>--Amtrak to Boston<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 12, 2007