<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012788.html">French Vanilla Means a Regular and a Handjob</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 32761 -->LI girl: Wait, where's the milk for the coffee?<br/>Cashier: The sugar's right here.<br/>LI girl: No, I want milk. Don't you have any milk in this whole place? For coffee?<br/>Cashier: No, because you said you want regular.<br/>LI girl: Yeah, regular -- like 'not decaf.'<br/>Cashier: No. Regular is 'no milk.'<br/>LI girl: No. Black is like this -- 'no milk.'<br/>Cashier: No. Black is 'not hazelnut.'<br/>Onlooker: Learn how to order or get out of the way.<br/><br/>--Ess-a Bagel, 21st & 1st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jackie G</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 13, 2007