<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012801.html">Yeah, I Miss Abusing Her</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 75163 -->Man #1: It seems my first wife put my name down on a job application as a reference.<br/>Man #2: Oh, yeah? How do you know?<br/>Man #1: Somebody called me yesterday and asked, 'Can you tell us something about her?'<br/>Man #2: What did you say?<br/>Man #1: I said, 'She can't cook and she's lousy in bed! As long as the job don't require that, I guess she'd be good.'<br/>Man #2: What an idiot!<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: Allison</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 14, 2007