<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012823.html">Jesus Will Try Anything to Impress Us These Days</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 57949 -->Man: The one time I bought a steak from here I left it out and it turned all brown.<br/>Cashier: Yeah?<br/>Man: Yeah... But then the next time I just put it in my pocket and it stayed good all day.<br/><br/>--D'Agastino<br/><br/>Overheard by: kimmy-yo<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: <a href="http://gapingmaw.vox.com/" target="_blank">Gaping MAW</a></span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Don't Ask Where He Keeps the A-1..." - the horologist<br/>&middot; "Gives a Whole New Meaning to Meat-packing" - Gosia<br/>&middot; "He Said, As He Pulled Out His Penis." - Allan<br/>&middot; "I Got a T-Bone in My Pocket with Your Name on It" - <a href="http://nomagichere.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Marc Bernard</a><br/>&middot; "My Crotch Always Has a Chilling Effect" - <a href="http://www.iheartnotyou.com" target="_blank">Rhys Southan</a><br/>&middot; "Worst Pickup Artist Ever" - smittie<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 13, 2007