<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012916.html">Alice: <i>I</i> Could Go for Some Dwarfs</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 34711 -->Husband: Geez! Alls you do is sit on your ass and play with the kids.<br/>Wife: I'm sorry I am not Carol-freaking-Brady! We have six fucking kids and I still have no Alice! Give me a break and cook dinner your-fucking-self! The kids are eating PB&J -- end of discussion.<br/>Husband: <i>The Brady Bunch</i> was for me like <i>Snow White</i> was for you.<br/>Wife: But the dwarfs here don't whistle while they work. I still want Alice!<br/>Husband: You always get the last word. I can't top that! Dammit!<br/><br/>--Soho<br/><br/>Overheard by: Laura</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 23, 2007