<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012925.html">Grande Caramel Urinatio, Coming Up!</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 34427 -->Barista, mumbling under her breath: Just because you have to catch your damn bus...<br/>Hurried customer, handing over credit card: Grande Caramel Macchiato [walks away from counter].<br/>Barista: Sir, don't you want your card back?<br/>Hurried customer: Oh, you can keep it. Don't you want to go to Bergdorf?<br/>Barista: [Blank stare.]<br/>Hurried customer: You know -- Bergdorf Goodman in Midtown. Expensive designer stuff!<br/>Barista: I have enough credit -- I don't need your friggin' card.<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Park Row & Beekman<br/><br/>Overheard by: compnerd aka</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 24, 2007