<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012948.html">Drink Up, Wednesday One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 71742 -->Man singing &quot;My Girl&quot;: White girl -- talking 'bout whiiite girl! Yeah, you! If I could, I would take you home right now and give you some Kool-Aid!<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72354 -->Old guy playing chess: I can't drink orange juice anymore. It makes my eyes sweat.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Thompson<br/><br/>Overheard by: fancypants<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76058 -->Woman on cell: Just drink cranberry juice. It cures everything.<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Astor Pl<br/><br/>Overheard by: Brian<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77606 -->Man on cell: I don't think somebody would put poison in milk...<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: SixthFloorGirls<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77708 -->Woman on cell: My cabbie just handed me a can of Coors. What the fuck?<br/><br/>--Harlem<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78210 -->Outraged eight-year old boy: They didn't have any fucking chocolate milk! I was so pissed off!<br/><br/>--76th &amp; West End<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 26, 2007