<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/012950.html">Thanks for the Mammaries, Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 76062 -->Thug to girlfriend: Psh, no wonder! You got tits like an orangutan!<br/><br/>--Francis Lewis High<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76273 -->Stripper on cell: I just finished my fourth shift this week. I'm so tired of seeing titties!<br/><br/>--Outside Scores Gentleman's Club<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tom<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76651 -->Hipster: It only works for creatures with tits.<br/><br/>--Chelsea<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nikki Stellini<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77448 -->Queer: Boobs are so not annoying.<br/><br/>--Astoria<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77776 -->Blonde on cell: So, how was your weekend? ... Oh! How did it go? Do they feel like bowling balls? ... You wore a snowsuit? Wow, I've never heard of anyone who gets breast implants and then hides them!<br/><br/>--34th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: s.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78436 -->Chick on cell: I mean, what it boils down to is this: I have a really outstanding rack.<br/><br/>--113th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 26, 2007