<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013162.html">I Am So Telling Her about the Lipstick</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 76963 -->Man: I love your mom.<br/>Woman: What?! No you don't!<br/>Man: I always speak well of her.<br/>Woman: No, you don't.<br/>Man: I don't say, 'I gave your mom 20 bucks for a cab home last night.' I don't say, 'Tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick -- my dick looks like a rainbow.' I don't say, 'After meeting your mom, all my friends have herpes.' In fact, I don't say anything rude at all.<br/>Woman, cell ringing: It's mom calling.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dave</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 12, 2008