<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013203.html">But Thanks Anyway for Paying to Have the Teeth in My Vagina Straightened</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 65647 -->20-something girl, bawling: It's not funny! I turn boys gay, Dad.<br/><br/>--Aroma Cafe<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: shudder</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "A Father's Dream Comes True" - <a href="http://6thfloorblog.blogspot.com" target="_blank">6th Floor Blogger</a><br/>&middot; "Put Other Daddy on the Phone!" - KJM<br/>&middot; "There Are No Strap-Ons Without Consequences" - Captain Hetero<br/>&middot; "There, There, Liza. It'll Be Okay." - Howard Bannister<br/>&middot; "Worst Super Power Ever" - Cricket<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 3, 2008