<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013211.html">Undomesticated Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 75020 -->Guy on cell: That? Oh, that's nothing. It's just a bunch of angry baboons trapped behind a...<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: wish I'd caught that last word<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75039 -->Barnard bimbette, about global warming: So, with the polar bears drowning and all, like, what are people worried about? Because, like, there are polar bears at the Central Park Zoo and stuff...<br/><br/>--Columbia University classroom<br/><br/>Overheard by: yeah, cages are a great alternative<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75233 -->Dude to pal: You want tigers, bro? There's over five thousand tigers to choose from.<br/><br/>--W 4th &amp; Jones<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76848 -->Male economics professor: I must confess that over time, in my lifetime, I'm a monkey.<br/><br/>--NYU Cantor Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: NYU student<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79188 -->Curly-haired woman: Did I mention that the penguins have returned to my lobby?<br/><br/>--113th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: McFreaky<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80045 -->Student: You know how snakes can swallow their food whole? What if a person swallowed a snake whole, and then the snake turned inside out, and then ate the person from the inside? That would be awesome.<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant High<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80237 -->WASP on cell: I said 'camels.' He wants to go to Radio City to pet the camels. Fucking psycho.<br/><br/>--Metro-North<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 16, 2008