<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013212.html">Wednesday One-Liners Strut, Preen and Peck</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 74039 -->Asian lady is eating something, and a black man takes his cell out and starts taking a video, documenting what's going on.<br/><br/>Black man: She seems to be eating some type of seed -- maybe a bird food. It appears to be that she is some sort of bird woman. Ka-kawww, ka-kawww!<br/><br/>--B train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77085 -->Girl to friend: First you insult my turkey, and then you put a gourd on your face!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77220 -->Crazy lady on bus: The turkeys! The turkeys! All you people care about is the turkeys and how they feel! What about the carrots and candied yams? No one cares about them!<br/><br/>--M104 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Susan Elliott<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77729 -->Little kid running across the street flapping his arms: I can't help it that I'm a chicken!<br/><br/>--90th &amp; Lex<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zach<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78152 -->Hospital employee to another: You see, I don't call them chicken breasts; I call them chicken titties.<br/><br/>--Hospital cafeteria, Upper East Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: <br/><br/><!-- ID = 79865 -->Guy to girl: So you'd rather screw a duck than a geese? Is that what you're telling me?<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 16, 2008