<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013214.html">Watch Where You're Sticking Your Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 78784 -->Woman to another: Yeah, that's true, but she has a huge uterus anyway.<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry Terminal<br/><br/>Overheard by: Will Couchon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78758 -->Black lady: I had to shut his throat and it was all [violent gurgling noises].<br/><br/>--Varick &amp; King St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Confabulation Nation<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79371 -->NYU blonde to friend: I wish I was made of pixels... But cells are sorta like pixels, right? So yay, I am!<br/><br/>--D train<br/><br/>Overheard by: keeeem<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79415 -->Flyer guy: Here you go, sexy! [Brunette ignores him and keeps walking.] I'll take you home and bite you! I'll bite a nice big chunk out of your thigh!<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Liberty<br/><br/>Overheard by: ouch ouch<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79435 -->White girl: Ow, my face! I mean my head! I mean my arm...<br/><br/>--Bard High School Early College<br/><br/>Overheard by: jules<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80065 -->Grungy middle-aged man: I'm picking my nose! I'm picking my nose!<br/><br/>--St. Mark's &amp; 3rd Ave<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 16, 2008