<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013216.html">Mellow, Yellow Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 72816 -->Queer to another: It's okay to pee on people. Either you do it or you don't, and I've done it a lot.<br/><br/>--L train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 73695 -->Stumbling drunk girl to friends: All I was thinking was, 'Oh, God, I hope he doesn't pee on me!'<br/><br/>--Mott &amp; Bayard St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77030 -->Chick: I wish I could pee standing up. If I could pee standing up, I would pee out this window. Did you ever wonder where this door goes? It's like the door to a secret land or something!<br/><br/>--Education building, NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79771 -->Middle-aged guy: I used to pee on the floor just to get attention!<br/><br/>--Lincoln Center<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77034 -->Girl: Can you hold this while I... release my urine?<br/><br/>--The Met<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 16, 2008