<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013232.html">Unassailable Logic: A NYC Short Story</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 80852 -->Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, our train cannot proceed because of the passenger on the tracks.<br/>Young black dude: If he is on the tracks, he is not a passenger. Let's go!<br/><br/>--N train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Julia</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 18, 2008