<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013294.html">Damp, Delicious Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 72908 -->Man on cell: Is your vagina swelled to the same degree as my penis is swelled?<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: SayWhhhaat<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76733 -->40-ish guy on cell: So, did she show you her vagina?<br/><br/>--43rd &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78289 -->Black guy on cell: This is why I never beg for pussy!<br/><br/>--Spring St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily B<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78455 -->Girl: My vagina is the Lincoln Tunnel.<br/><br/>--NJ Transit, Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jason Kruta<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78817 -->13-year-old boy to teen girl: I mean, the pussy's good, but it ain't <i>that</i> good.<br/><br/>--Jamaica-bound E train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rhonda hearts Queens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79889 -->Chick on cell: I don't know why I listened to you. It hurt. A lot. My vagina feels like it's on fire. I'm never doing that again.<br/><br/>--92nd &amp; 3rd<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008