<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013295.html">Caution: Wednesday One-Liners at Work</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 71007 -->Hardhat: Walk in the walkway, people! It's much safer! Watch out for the cabs! They hurt!<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Fulton<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Nathan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72311 -->Chunky Mexican hardhat: I might not have a million dollars, but I got a big fat dick to put in her ass.<br/><br/>--St. Patrick's Cathedral<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74747 -->Hardhat: Awright, look -- after lunch, I'll get you a grinder, and then we're having a three-way, okay?<br/><br/>--Barnard College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vicksburg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78122 -->Hardhat on cell: So, when you say you want to cheat, do you mean a one-time thing, or is this something you plan on doing again and again?<br/><br/>--14th St, between 6th &amp; 7th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74867 -->Hardhat to another: Bitch, please! I asked for a pink soda! I'm not going to drink this shit!<br/><br/>--10th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Veronika LaRocque<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008