<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013297.html">Just the Nicest Wednesday One-Liners You'd Ever Hope to Find</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 69501 -->Dude: You really are a nice guy, and it's a good thing you're such a nice guy, because if you weren't, you'd totally be an asshole.<br/><br/>--Lobby of Le Parker Meridien<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75124 -->Girl: Oh my god, she's so nice. She's a chiropractor and a stripper!<br/><br/>--F train stop, Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76158 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, it was nice. I had a real nice time... Yup, she was cremated.<br/><br/>--Lower East Side<br/><br/>Overheard by: kdice<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77053 -->Guy on cell: I know! I know! It's like getting laid! It's like getting laid! I mean, like, you're having a nice dinner, you have a nice wine, but like, is she gonna drop her skirt? You can't tell yet if she's gonna drop her skirt!<br/><br/>--Outside Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sarah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70413 -->20-ish girl to friend: Thank you! You're such a nice person. Except when you're hungry.<br/><br/>--23rd &amp; 7th<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008