<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013298.html">Wednesday One-Liners Still Don't Understand Crocs</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 70518 -->Woman on cell: Well, I don't think it's appropriate for you to ask me what I'm wearing... Really short shorts and a long shirt.<br/><br/>--69th St &amp; Columbus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 71365 -->Lady on cell: The outfit that I really want only works with beer bottles.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 111th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75870 -->Guy to girlfriend, about drunk guys dressing up in thrift store: ... And you know one of those guys is going to wake up tomorrow and be like, 'Why am I wearing a kimono?!'<br/><br/>--9th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76555 -->Hipster girl: So, that club she got turned away from? It was for not having on two pieces of corduroy clothing. You know what kind of club that is? A club full of poorly-dressed people.<br/><br/>--Curly's Vegetarian Lunch<br/><br/>Overheard by: magical-newyork.blogspot.com<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76671 -->Dude: I don't know. I just feel like her face is going out of style, you know what I mean?<br/><br/>--27th &amp; 7th<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008