<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013299.html">Wednesday One-Liners Blame It on the Dog</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 61472 -->Clerk: A fart is just a preview of your shit.<br/><br/>--Urban Outfitters dressing room, 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: NYMD<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68714 -->Frat boy: When she put the six pineapples in her twat, none of us thought she was gonna be able to do it. And then when she farted, there was a cucumber up her butt!<br/><br/>--3rd St, between Ave A &amp; Ave B<br/><br/>Overheard by: Margaret Cho's Little Sister<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68726 -->Fart noise occurs twice.<br/><br/>Woman sheepishly looking into purse, to crowd: My kid put that ringtone on my cell, and I don't know how to get rid of it.<br/><br/>--109th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77413 -->Guy running out of school: Oh, thank God -- thank you, Lord! Thank you so much! [Lets out immense fart.] Christ, I've been holding that in since lunch!<br/><br/>--Outside Bard High School Early College, East Houston St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77528 -->Girl on cell: You know when you have to fart really bad, but you can't because, y'know, you might shart? That's me right now. That's me.<br/><br/>--9th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78089 -->Gassy man: I hope people are enjoying the warmth from my fart!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008