<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013301.html">Mangy, Flea-Bitten Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 73353 -->Lady on cell: So, I don't know if I should get a coffee table or a dog...<br/><br/>--Stanton &amp; Essex<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74536 -->Woman, about her dog: No, no one ever asks me if he's ugly. I think he's the most beautiful dog in the world. In fact, he looks exactly like Humphrey Bogart!<br/><br/>--25th &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76565 -->Asian chick on cell: ... Haha, yeah... Well, I hope so! I mean, I had to sell my dog for it...<br/><br/>--107th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77527 -->Hipster girl to another: We should mate your dog with my cat.<br/><br/>--Hanover Square &amp; Water St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78017 -->Guy in puffy coat to NYU student: Hey, you -- you wanna buy a puppy? [Opens coat revealing puppy.] It's cheap.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Meganator<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008