<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013302.html">Who's Your Wednesday One-Liner?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 63931 -->Rich girl on cell: Three thousand for a one bedroom?! ... That's fine. I'm mad at my dad anyway.<br/><br/>--Q train to Coney Island<br/><br/><!-- ID = 68692 -->Guy to buddy: My father was a virgin the first time he had sex!<br/><br/>--86th &amp; Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: you sure he still isnt?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69496 -->JAP on cell: No, I'm not texting him back! I was more impressed by his father's West Village brownstone than the sex we had in it.<br/><br/>--79th &amp; Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: vibrant<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72009 -->Dude: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? My belly button, thank you!<br/><br/>--Bronx-bound 2 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Niv<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75055 -->Woman on cell: Ah, but you are the father of many things, just as I am the mother of many things.<br/><br/>--26th &amp; Park Ave South<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67381 -->Big guy with Puerto Rican flag do-rag and huge stuffed animal, to small child: Don'tchu breaka my big Tweety. You breaka my big Tweety, I kill ju father.<br/><br/>--Coney Island Boardwalk<br/><br/>Overheard by: tommy z<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008