<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013303.html">Crotchety Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 39608 -->Dude: You know what I did?! Grabbed my crotch once... Boom!<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Prince<br/><br/>Overheard by: amused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 45990 -->Guy: ... And then he shoved his crotch in my face and yelled, 'Does this prove something?!'<br/><br/>--Rare, Bleecker St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Keezles<br/><br/><!-- ID = 69985 -->Blond guy: I had my head in that guy's crotch so many times today. It was nuts.<br/><br/>--Coral Towers<br/><br/>Overheard by: No Pun Intended<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72010 -->Queer to fag hag: I don't think he would mind so much that some Asian guy was fondling my crotch as much as he would be worried about the fact that I accepted a ride with a stranger.<br/><br/>--Urban Outfitters, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mikey D. Wong<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77145 -->Small, unattended child, singing: Fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch!<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 23, 2008