<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013353.html">But after a While, I'd Tell Him I Was Dieting</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 79894 -->Teen girl #1: What if chocolate came out of dicks?<br/>Teen girl #2: Well, then I'd pay him five dollars!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: MarioRPG</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "A Fine Example Of a Win-win Situation" - mike<br/>&middot; "I'm a Dick and Chocolate Comes Out Of Me About Twice a Day." - Redneck Jedi<br/>&middot; "R. Kelly Trains 'Em Young" - haz<br/>&middot; "We Could Stop Renting Those Party Fountains" - <a href="http://www.golfwidow.net" target="_blank">Golf Widow</a><br/>&middot; "Willy Wonka's Splendifferous Splooge" - MiaMiaPantsonFia<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 21, 2008