<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013385.html">Wednesday One-Liners Read <a Href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a></a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 77556 -->Conductor: Are you going to work? Are you going somewhere? Let us know by getting out of train doors.<br/><br/>--R train, Lexington Ave stop<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78637 -->Bartender swinging nipple tassels: Can you believe they wouldn't let me do this at my old job?!<br/><br/>--Bar, Broadway, between 76th &amp; 77th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lezbotron<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76958 -->IT guy: I can break whatever I want, because <i>I</i> fix it!<br/><br/>--Office, 45th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: beans<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78869 -->I-banker to two others: He got the bonus for people that don't get bonuses.<br/><br/>--Metro-North<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80815 -->Comedy club flyer guy: I hate my job, and it's all your fault!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81008 -->30-something hippie at show: 2008 is the year that I get a job.<br/><br/>--New Year's Eve concert<br/><br/>Overheard by: Smash<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 30, 2008