<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013386.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Here to Fix the Cable</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 75401 -->Guy: So, I saw this video online of a chick who tied her beef curtains in a knot...<br/><br/>--Astor Pl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77191 -->Chick: Maybe I should scrap my dissertation and just write erotica?<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 77533 -->Chick: My favorite porn line, and possibly my favorite movie line ever, is, 'Suck it, my queen. Suck it.'<br/><br/>--Grand Sichuan, St. Mark's Pl<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78580 -->Intern to another: They do too make gay pornography!<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nicolas Agrait<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79729 -->Cube neighbor on phone with friend: So, the first thing she needs to do is throw it out -- get rid of all the porn. I mean, she has closets and closets full of it!<br/><br/>--Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81034 -->20-something woman on cell: I may be too analytical for erotica.<br/><br/>--Outside Century 21<br/><br/>Overheard by: McFreaky<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 30, 2008