<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013388.html">People Move to New York to <i>Escape</i> Their Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 72889 -->Man introducing lady friend to pal: This is Lucille, my ex-wife... She's my second cousin... She was also my second wife.<br/><br/>--136th St, Harlem<br/><br/><!-- ID = 38272 -->Middle-aged woman: I have such a bad memory! I know, I know. I know. There are times I go to my daughter, 'How do I spell my name?'<br/><br/>--D train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jess McGins<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72011 -->Loud woman on cell: She's evil! Don't you know she killed mama? That's the family secret!<br/><br/>--Q83 bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: It's Jady, BiTChesss!!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 75937 -->Guy talking on cell: I completely understand that she was pissed off, but I mean, come on! She did hit her sister in the head with an iron!<br/><br/>--11th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 79153 -->Lady: So, I bought my niece a gift. I don't know why... She's such an ungrateful little bitch.<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81697 -->Man on cell: ... So she said, 'There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'm just gonna say it... You have a four-year-old son.'<br/><br/>--26th &amp; Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nick<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 30, 2008