<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013426.html">And He Always Explodes Too Soon</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 75232 -->Cute blonde: So, I thought I might like him, and we went on some fun dates, but then he shaved his head and now I can't go out with him.<br/>Friend: Wait -- what's wrong with him shaving his head?<br/>Cute blonde: Well, nothing in theory, but now he looks like a terrorist.<br/><br/>--116th & Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: uptown girl<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Sarah K</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "...Or Ghandi, Whichever." - Johnny<br/>&middot; "And He Wants Me to Call Him Britney in Bed" - Sim Etrias<br/>&middot; "And the Anthrax in His Apartment Is No Picnic Either" - Naked Lunch<br/>&middot; "Oh, Whew... I Thought You Said, "tourist"" - Rhadamanthus<br/>&middot; "Plus, I Wouldn't Qualify As One Of His 72 Virgins" - MarioRPG<br/>&middot; "Racial Profiling Is So Hot Right Now" - Fran<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 24, 2008