<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013498.html">Open-Toed Sandals Don't Make 'Em Cream Like They Used To</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 32613 -->Hot straight guy #1: Geez, what size shoes do you wear, dude? <br/>Hot straight guy #2: They're size fourteen. <br/>Hot straight guy #1: And how tall are you? <br/>Hot straight guy #2: Oh, I'm 6'1". <br/>Hot straight guy #1: Damn, dude -- you must have a huge cock! <br/>Queer: Dude... <br/>Hot straight guy #2: Man, I thought you were gonna say what I always hear -- 'Dude, big feet -- you know what that means? Big shoes!' I hear that all the time.<br/>Hot straight guy #1: I know, right? <br/>Hot straight guy #2: I like to say, 'Yeah, it means a big cock, right?' but that always leads to an awkward silence. I applaud you for coming right out with that.<br/>Queer: Um... <br/>Hot straight guy #1: Yeah, I left my shoes at my girlfriend's the other day, and her mom made a comment on them -- 'Big shoes...' I mean, her <i>mom</i>!<br/>Hot straight guy #2: That's crazy. <br/>Queer: Guys, look -- unless you're gonna whip 'em out, can we stop talking about your gigantic cocks, please?<br/><br/>--1166 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 8, 2008