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<p><!-- ID = 58335 -->Ragged man: You know, the president wears suits like these.<br/>Employee: Oh, really? How do you know?<br/>Ragged man: That doesn't matter, but I do know that the Secret Service is just a tailoring shop that makes the president's clothes.<br/>Employee: I see... How do you know that?<br/>Ragged man: I used to be the president!<br/><br/>--55th & Madison</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 14, 2008