<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/013629.html">Wednesday's Gonna Have a Little One-Liner</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 76129 -->Angry frat boy: Oh, so now I'm the bad guy? Let's talk about you and your irrational pregnancy!<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76918 -->Tween to friends: So, do you think I should get an abortion? I mean, I'm not even pregnant!<br/><br/>--TGI Fridays<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sara<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78081 -->Giggling chick: When you get pregnant, the only things that swell are your breasts!<br/><br/>--8th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hannah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82936 -->Female security guard to friend: I don't think I'm pregnant. There's no way I can be pregnant, because I was only having light sex.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 23rd &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: jmike<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83751 -->Happy lady on cell: Guess what?! I'm pregnant! Yes, with a baby this time!<br/><br/>--96th St station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kind of Confused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 78440 -->20-something chick: If I get pregnant, I am so suing Fresh Direct.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/></p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 20, 2008